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Double Take.

2008-04-24T09:31:00.000-07:00

This chicks falls down once...and then again.

This Kid Can Play!

2008-04-23T14:09:00.000-07:00

These Guys Are Retarded.

2008-04-22T22:25:00.000-07:00

Sizzled leg hairs.

The Cobra Snake Has A New T.

2008-04-22T22:21:00.000-07:00

Go get it...

theCOBRASNAKE

Also check out the party photos. Good stuff!

I Learnt Something Today...

2008-04-22T22:17:00.000-07:00

My name means:

Click on image to view in a larger format OR put on your reading glasses.

Prank.

2008-04-10T07:51:00.000-07:00

Almost as good as the cling (plastic) wrap trick on the toilet seat.

Better Then America's Funniest Videos?

2008-04-10T07:44:00.000-07:00

Best compilation I have ever seen as far as reporter screw-ups! The one where the guy falls out of the plane? Dayuuuum! Watch the whole thing as the end one cracks me up. "Oo oo oo oooooooooo, oo oo oo ooooooooooo"

Pub Ammo!

2008-04-07T20:20:00.000-07:00

Americans eat 7 hectares of pizza a day
There are 3 golf balls on the moon
The King of Hearts is the only king without a moustache in a pack of playing cards
Squid can commit suicide by eating their own tentacles
All the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck at 4:20
For every 4 climbers who make it to the summit of Mt Everest, 1 dies
Russians make beer out of watermelon juice
India has more post offices than any other country in the world
In 1981, Turkish scientists concluded that disco music turned mice homosexual
For every “normal” website there are 5 porn websites
Jack Nicholson was 37 when he found out his sister was really his mum
When offered a new pen to try out, 97% of people will write their own name
A slinky can stretch to 26.5 metres
Tom Cruise attended 15 schools before he was 15
In 2003 there were 422 kidnappings reported in Mexico City
Fidel Castro was named Cuba's best student athlete in 1944
It's estimated that Winston Churchill smoked 300,000 cigars in his lifetime
In Las Vegas, it's illegal to pawn your dentures
Danny DeVito is a qualified hairdresser
The most common medical procedure conducted by US military surgeons during WW II - even at the height of fighting - was circumcision
The average American consumes enough caffeine in one year to kill a horse
92 nuclear bombs have been lost at sea
Here are the movies which have the most uses of the F-word:

1. The Devils Rejects (2005)...........560
2. Nil By Mouth ('97)..........................470
3. Casino ('95)....................................422
5. Another Day in Paradise ('98).....327
6. Twin Town ('97)..............................320
7. Running Scared ('06)....................315
8. Sweet Sixteen ('02)........................313
9. Narc ('02).........................................298
10.Born on the Fourth of July ('89)..289

Instant coffee has been around since the 18th Century
The blue whale's call is the loudest animal noise
Honey is used as a centre in golf balls and in anti-freeze
15 billion cigarettes are sold every day
Rats can lift 116 per cent of their own body weight
Albanian's don't have a word for 'headache' in their native tongue
The Vatican has the highest crime rate of any nation, with 90 per cent of crimes going unsolved
Quentin Tarantino has a reported IQ of 160
The world's 12th most spoken language is Javanese
43 million McDonald's burgers are eaten around the world every day
A person who collects ties is called a grabatologist
KFC's "finger-lickin' good" slogan translates in Chinese as "eat your fingers off"
And in no particular order, a list of the best-ever Mafia names:

FRANK 'THE DASHER' ABBANDANDO - Speedy assassin
JAKE 'GREASY THUMB' GUZIK - Money handler
SAM 'GOLF BAG' HUNT - Hid his guns in his golf bag
'UMBRELLA' MIKE BOYLE - Used his brolly to wield power
CHARLIE 'MONKEY FACE' GENKER - Ugly bastard
ROBERT 'BOBBY HA-HA' ATTANASIO - Famous for not laughing
LOUIS 'PRETTY' AMBERG - Another ugly gangster
THOMAS 'BUTTERFINGERS' MORAN - Legendary pickpocket
OSCAR 'WINNIE THE POOH' SILVA - Unlovable drug dealer
DANIEL 'THE EAR LOPPER' ARIZMENDI - No explanation needed really

WHOA!

2008-04-05T19:46:00.001-07:00

This video takes a while to get into it. But when it does...WHOA! She must have spent the first minute of the video psyching up! Whatever she did, worked. First place.

Robot Dance.

2008-03-30T12:00:00.000-07:00

This geek is smooooooth. That's all I can say. Pretty much speechless.

I Dislike Chuck Norris But This Is...

2008-03-30T11:56:00.000-07:00

Awesome. Google rocks!

If you type into Google's Search engine "Find Chuck Norris" and press the I'M FEELING LUCKY button. You come up with this:

Don't believe me? Try for yourself.

STi Jumping Snowboarders?

2008-03-29T09:10:00.001-07:00

This is nuts!

GW Bush Rapping With His Krew...Or Something Like That.

2008-03-28T20:51:00.001-07:00

Really $$ Crash. Bugatti Veyron.

2008-03-28T20:49:00.001-07:00

Good Suspension Anyone?

2008-03-28T19:29:00.000-07:00

This is a clever advert. I wonder how many Moped accidents they had though.

Fainting Goats.

2008-03-27T20:12:00.000-07:00

I want one.

Crapneto.

2008-03-25T20:27:00.000-07:00

RT (Robjn Taylor) is one sick snowboarder. And he is only 21.

Check out the other videos and snippets at Crapneto

Also RT did the intro to the Sandbox Snowboard movie entitled Time Well Wasted.

Visit Sandbox for information on the video.

Another awesome fashion site: theCobraSnake

2008-03-25T13:45:00.000-07:00

Go there and check out the pictures, art and the fashion senses of party inclined folk. You can also get limited run Ts that help charities. Ksubi did a collaberation with the one and only Cory Kennedy. Underneath the link to the Cobra is their collaberative video. Make of it what you will, but I personally like the T. Especially with the crossed out eyes of Paris.

theCobraSnake

Onboard Digital Snowboard Magazine.

2008-03-25T10:23:00.000-07:00

Download for free.

Turn the page. Just like a magazine.

Not a waste of paper.

And did I mention it was free.

Go get it.

Onboard Snowboarding

WHOA!

2008-03-23T20:06:00.000-07:00

This is one eerie video, ESPECIALLY the end!

Amazing Real Life Spiderman.

2008-03-23T12:28:00.000-07:00

This does not need an introduction at all

Last one for today. Brain teaser anyone...

2008-03-22T17:53:00.003-07:00

Try to find the other picture within this picture.

Batman and Robin are gay? No way.

2008-03-22T17:43:00.000-07:00

I thought these were awesome.

Sweet Jackie Chan Stunts!

2008-03-22T17:40:00.000-07:00

Enough said really.

How to kill a Toyota...But not.

2008-03-22T17:35:00.000-07:00

Jeremy Clarkson could talk about washing your underwear and he would find a way to make it interesting! But killing a car seems so much more fun.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Sorry, I couldn't embed it as it has been disabled by BBC.

Ksubi.

2008-03-21T12:34:00.000-07:00

Ksubi has finally updated their website and have all styles, colours and prices listed. If you have never worn a pair of Ksubi jeans (formally known as Tsubi), then you have no idea what you are missing! If you had ever visited their old site, well, you were not bothered on what you were missing.

I think the new website is pretty neat indeed. They have prices and a really functional website now. Has anyone bought a pair from them yet?

Ksubi branded as Google anyone?

Ksubi.com

Evolution Of Dance.

2008-03-21T10:00:00.000-07:00

THE most watched YouTube Video. EVER!

While...

2008-03-21T09:51:00.000-07:00

On the subject of surfing. I love this part of the movie entitled "Billabong Odyssey". If you haven't seen it, I suggest you do!

Dynamite Surfing!

2008-03-21T09:36:00.001-07:00

Kids with dynamite. Plus some surfing thrown in. Confused? Watch this now!